Grumpy'S Bar Menu

Grumpy’s Bar Menu

Welcome to Grumpy’s Bar, where the spirit of good times and great flavors collide. Our menu is crafted to delight every patron, whether you’re here for a quick drink, a hearty meal, or a late-night snack.

We pride ourselves on using fresh ingredients, classic recipes, and a dash of Grumpy’s signature attitude to keep things interesting.

Whether you’re a regular or a first-timer, this comprehensive menu will guide you through our extensive offerings. From handcrafted cocktails to savory appetizers, and from classic bar bites to indulgent desserts, Grumpy’s Bar has something that will surely hit the spot.

“At Grumpy’s, it’s not just about the drinks — it’s about the experience. Come grumble with us over good food and great company.”

Contents

Signature Cocktails

Our cocktails are a blend of traditional favorites and unique creations, perfectly balanced to satisfy every palate. Each drink is made with premium spirits and fresh mixers, ensuring a quality sip every time.

Cocktail	Description	Price
The Grumpy Old Fashioned	A timeless classic with a twist: bourbon, muddled orange, bitters, and a hint of maple syrup.	$12
Fussy Margarita	Tequila, fresh lime juice, triple sec, shaken with a splash of grapefruit soda for a zesty kick.	$11
Cranky Mule	Vodka, ginger beer, lime, and a dash of bitters served over crushed ice in a copper mug.	$10
Irked Negroni	Equal parts gin, Campari, and sweet vermouth, stirred to perfection and garnished with an orange twist.	$13
Grumbleberry Smash	Fresh muddled berries, mint, rum, and a splash of club soda, refreshing and slightly tart.	$12

All cocktails can be made with non-alcoholic alternatives upon request.

Beers & Wines

For those who prefer a simple pour or a chilled bottle, Grumpy’s offers a curated selection of local and imported beers, as well as a lineup of red, white, and sparkling wines.

Beers on Tap

Beer	Type	Price (Pint)
Grumpy’s Pale Ale	American Pale Ale	$7
Old Sour Stout	Dry Stout	$8
Red Rumble IPA	India Pale Ale	$8
Rusty Lager	Vienna Lager	$6

Bottle & Can Selection

Beer	Origin	Price
Corona Extra	Mexico	$6
Heineken	Netherlands	$6
Guinness Draught	Ireland	$7
Sapporo Premium	Japan	$7

Wines by the Glass

Wine	Type	Price
Chardonnay	White	$9
Pinot Grigio	White	$8
Cabernet Sauvignon	Red	$10
Merlot	Red	$9
Prosecco	Sparkling	$11

* Ask your server about our rotating seasonal wine and beer specials.

Appetizers

Start your evening right with one of our savory appetizers. Perfect for sharing or enjoying solo, these bites are designed to whet your appetite without weighing you down.

Dish	Description	Price
Grumpy’s Nachos	Tortilla chips piled high with melted cheddar, jalapeños, black beans, sour cream, and salsa.	$11
Frown Fries	Crispy hand-cut fries tossed with rosemary, garlic, and Parmesan cheese, served with aioli.	$7
Angry Wings	Choice of buffalo, BBQ, or spicy honey glaze, served with celery sticks and blue cheese dip.	$13
Grumble Garlic Bread	Toasted sourdough topped with garlic butter, herbs, and melted mozzarella cheese.	$8
Pickled Pout	House-pickled vegetables served with a tangy mustard dipping sauce.	$6

Main Dishes

When hunger strikes for something more substantial, Grumpy’s main dishes deliver bold flavors and hearty portions. We source the best ingredients and prepare each plate with care to satisfy your cravings.

Dish	Description	Price
Grumpy’s Classic Burger	Juicy beef patty, lettuce, tomato, pickles, cheddar cheese, and Grumpy’s special sauce on a toasted brioche bun. Served with fries.	$15
Veggie Grumble Wrap	Grilled seasonal vegetables, hummus, fresh greens, and feta cheese wrapped in a warm tortilla. Served with a side salad.	$13
Angry Chicken Sandwich	Spicy fried chicken breast, pickled slaw, and chipotle mayo on a toasted bun. Served with frown fries.	$16
Beer-Battered Fish & Chips	Fresh cod dipped in Grumpy’s signature beer batter, fried golden and served with tartar sauce and fries.	$17
Steak Frown	8 oz sirloin steak grilled to order, served with garlic mashed potatoes and seasonal vegetables.	$22

Sides

Complement your meal with one of our flavorful sides. Whether you want something light or indulgent, these options pair perfectly with any main dish.

Side	Description	Price
House Salad	Mixed greens, cherry tomatoes, cucumbers, and red onions tossed in a balsamic vinaigrette.	$6
Sweet Potato Fries	Crispy and golden, served with a honey mustard dipping sauce.	$7
Coleslaw	Creamy and tangy, made fresh daily with shredded cabbage and carrots.	$5
Mac & Cheese	Rich and creamy cheddar sauce over elbow pasta, baked with a crispy breadcrumb topping.	$8
Steamed Seasonal Veggies	A medley of fresh vegetables lightly steamed and seasoned.	$6

Desserts

End your meal on a sweet note with Grumpy’s decadent desserts. Every bite is crafted to satisfy your sweet tooth and leave you smiling (even if you’re a little grumpy!).

Dessert	Description	Price
Grumpy’s Chocolate Lava Cake	Warm chocolate cake with a molten center, served with vanilla ice cream and raspberry coulis.	$9
Fussy Cheesecake	Creamy New York-style cheesecake topped with fresh strawberries and whipped cream.	$8
Angry Apple Crisp	Baked spiced apples with a crunchy oat topping, served warm with cinnamon ice cream.	$8
Peanut Butter Grumble Pie	Rich peanut butter filling in a chocolate crust, topped with whipped cream and chopped peanuts.	$9
Seasonal Sorbet	Refreshing and light, ask your server for today’s flavors.	$6

Non-Alcoholic Beverages

Not in the mood for alcohol? No problem!

Grumpy’s offers a wide range of non-alcoholic drinks that are just as flavorful and refreshing as our cocktails.

Beverage	Description	Price
Grumpy’s Lemonade	Freshly squeezed lemons, simple syrup, and a splash of sparkling water.	$5
Virgin Cranky Mule	Ginger beer, lime juice, and bitters served over ice in a copper mug.	$6
Berry Fizz	Muddled fresh berries, mint, and sparkling water with a hint of lime.	$6
Classic Iced Tea	Fresh brewed black tea served over ice with lemon.	$4
House-made Ginger Ale	Spicy ginger soda with a touch of sweetness, served chilled.	$5

Daily Specials

Each day at Grumpy’s brings a new reason to visit. Our chef crafts specials inspired by seasonal ingredients, classic comfort foods, and bold flavors that keep our regulars coming back.

“Ask your server about today’s specials and what Grumpy’s has cooking off-menu. You never know what delicious surprise awaits.”

Typical specials include:

Slow-roasted pork belly sliders with pickled slaw
Blackened catfish with Cajun remoulade
Vegetarian shepherd’s pie with lentils and root vegetables
Seasonal flatbreads with fresh mozzarella and heirloom tomatoes
Specialty cocktails highlighting unusual spirits or fresh fruits

About Grumpy’s Bar

Grumpy’s Bar was founded on the idea that everyone deserves a place to unwind, grumble a little, and enjoy some of the best food and drinks around. Our menu reflects our passion for quality, creativity, and community.

From the moment you step inside, you’ll notice the warm ambiance and friendly staff ready to serve up something special. We believe great times are best shared with great flavors, and that’s exactly what you’ll find here.

“Whether you’re here for a casual night out or a celebration, Grumpy’s Bar is your go-to spot for comfort, character, and a bit of cranky charm.”

Allergen Information & Dietary Notes

Your health and safety are important to us. Please inform your server of any allergies or dietary restrictions before ordering.

Many dishes can be modified to accommodate gluten-free, vegetarian, or vegan diets.
We use peanuts and tree nuts in some desserts and appetizers; cross-contamination is possible.
Our seafood is fresh and may contain shellfish or fish allergens.
Please specify if you require dairy-free or nut-free options.

Grumpy’s is committed to transparency and quality. Don’t hesitate to ask questions!